Our house has lost yet another light-bulb. Who will take the responsibility to fix it? Let’s weigh up the options:
How many singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it in and the other to say “Isn’t that a little high for you?”
How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twenty. One to change it and nineteen to say “Not bad but I could’ve done better”.
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They have a machine to do that now.
How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. The keyboard player can do it with his left hand.
Well in the absence of a keyboard player, I think this absolves Sam and myself of the responsibility. Lovely stuff!
We’re back in the studios again this weekend working on our masterpiece. Start the countdown!
Vally x
